i think i just nightblogged my mother only irl…
spittingoutmentats: Sorry for the Hannibal spam, here is a cake to make up for it. (It’s not made from people)
instagram-for-cannibals: so i know that hannigram is a ship name and everything but every time i read it all i can picture is hannibal taking pictures of his lunch like he cooks up a clitoris on toast, holds it up to the camera and murmurs seductively selfie *click*
silenceglaive-surprise: butterfly-cheesecake: zombie-rabbits: pseudo-science: johnhugs: Pikachu’s ok? Ash said happy. More than ok she pregnant! Nurse joy said happily. She’s pregnant? Then that means I’m the…ash passed out on the ground out cold. Ash woke up with a start. And saw Pikachu next to him. Hello, Mr. Father to be…Pikachu said smiling. wHAT IS THIS WHAT I think...
So my Mom and I were eating breakfast this morning and I noticed a banana in our...
electrikfeather: leonardhchekov: gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP. did someone say socially conscious vodka? Everything about this post is gold. I don’t even LIKE vodka and I want this.
sam-vurps: fallingforev3r: hotllamasex: kanayatheawkwardlesbian: saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’ we are all obama And I swear in that moment we were Obama We accept the Obama we think we deserve
Chilton: The romans used to kill flamingos to eat their tongues.
Hannibal: Don't give me ideas. Your tongue is very feisty. And as this evening has already proven, it's nice to have an old friend for dinner.
happilyconcealed: nosleepjustcoffee: laugh-addict: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’ Who do you believe? THE ULTIMATE SATAN POST OMG
History Fun Fact
captainseverusblackheart: genderbentunicorn: zachingoff: In Liechtenstein’s last military engagement, in 1886, none of its 80 soldiers were killed. In fact 81 returned, including a new Italian “friend.” Yep, more came home than left. I don’t think that has been done any other time in history. This is one of my favourite points in history It’s so funny omfg that’s even funnier than the...
captorquest: One time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. Unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect