One With Russia

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

pixography:

Juan Gatti

pixography:

Juan Gatti

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

narutorero:

iN ORDER TO BE MY FRIEND, yOU MUST FIRST DEFEAT, mY SEVEN EVIL SELF ESTEEM ISSUES,

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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Asexual Parties

dearnonacepeople:

iamsummerthegreatadventurer:

dearnonacepeople:

there should be asexual parties. we start it off with the dry teeshirt contest where whoevers shirt is softest wins, spin the bottle, who ever it lands on shares a peice of cake with the spinner, then seven minutes in heaven is where you take a 7 minute power nap and people head to the bedrooms to hardcore cuddle.

-Ezzy

I am not asexual but may I still come?

Bring cookies and your blanky and come on over

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

thunderboltsortofapenny:

grimmnut:

true friendship is making up headcanons together and crying

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