I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.
Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”
funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me.
iN ORDER TO BE MY FRIEND, yOU MUST FIRST DEFEAT, mY SEVEN EVIL SELF ESTEEM ISSUES,
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
there should be asexual parties. we start it off with the dry teeshirt contest where whoevers shirt is softest wins, spin the bottle, who ever it lands on shares a peice of cake with the spinner, then seven minutes in heaven is where you take a 7 minute power nap and people head to the bedrooms to hardcore cuddle.
I am not asexual but may I still come?
Bring cookies and your blanky and come on over
what the actual fuck